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Logistics Queue

Sector: Mission_Manifest // Status: Preparation

Queue_Empty: No_Ordnance_Prepared

Total_Valuation

$0.00

Units_Manifested: 0

Logistics: Free_Deployment

Armory Dispatches

▶ Authorized_Logistics: 100%_Free_Tactical_Shipping_On_All_OrdnanceNo_Hidden_Logistics_Fees▶ Authorized_Logistics: 100%_Free_Tactical_Shipping_On_All_OrdnanceNo_Hidden_Logistics_Fees

Acquiring_Intel

Stand_By

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SYSTEM_READY

Privacy_Protocol Return_Manifest Terms_Of_Engagement

RETURN_TO_ARMORY

HUD_STATUS: INSPECTION_MODE // SYSTEM: NOMINAL

OS: FOBBIT_STABLE_3.1

VISUAL_INSPECTION_MODE // STACK_REF: 01_5

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Ordnance_Tactical_Stats

ORDNANCE_ID

ORD-04220F

UNIT_WEIGHT

4.2 oz/yd² Lightweight Duty

COMPOSITION

100% Airlume Combed Cotton

CONSTRUCTION

Pre-Shrunk, Side-Seamed

CHASSIS_FIT

Athletic Retail (True to Size)

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Mission_Briefing

We have all been there... then we are brought back, just to go through it next thursday 

$35.56

AUTHENTIC_GEAR

LOGISTICS_STATUS: FREE_SHIPPING

NO_UPCHARGE_CONFIRMED: ALL_SIZES

Authorized_Sizing6_Variants_Detected

Unit_QuantityDeployment_Volume

1Units

Total_Batch_Value

$35.56

CALIBRATED: []

CHEST: LENGTH:

Maintenance_Protocols

Machine wash cold with like ordnance. Tumble dry low-heat. Do not iron print decals. unauthorized bleaching may result in supply chain termination.

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